Maybe if I write my next script in Movie Magic instead of Final Draft it will sell?
Super Bowl tickets are $1,800 on StubHub. What bothers me is the $10 processing fee they tack on.
This is how I look when I go to college parties: http://ping.fm/2urCf
This whole work thing is exhausted. Anyone want to buy a script about ugly Alaskan strippers? $500…$495…A compliment.
Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks: http://tr.im/L2NU
Do Foreign Umbrella Salesmen in New York Always Yell At You Because They Don’t Have a Word for Umbrella? http://tr.im/KOWC
Lights are glaring off my glass desk at work. Anyone have some football player eye black grease I can borrow?