January 26, 2010

Maybe if I write my next script in Movie Magic instead of Final Draft it will sell?

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January 25, 2010

Super Bowl tickets are $1,800 on StubHub. What bothers me is the $10 processing fee they tack on.


January 25, 2010

This is how I look when I go to college parties: http://ping.fm/2urCf


January 21, 2010

This whole work thing is exhausted. Anyone want to buy a script about ugly Alaskan strippers? $500…$495…A compliment.


January 20, 2010

Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks: http://tr.im/L2NU


January 18, 2010

Do Foreign Umbrella Salesmen in New York Always Yell At You Because They Don’t Have a Word for Umbrella? http://tr.im/KOWC


January 18, 2010

Lights are glaring off my glass desk at work. Anyone have some football player eye black grease I can borrow?