Citizens of Kyrgyzstan are protesting their government’s refusal to allow access to vowels.

Just finished What Is the What. It’s like the movie Precious meets study abroad.

Been a while since I posted an article. The V train’s demise makes it the Conan O’Brien of subway lines: http://ow.ly/1tQrU

Really dug this article, famous authors each give 10 tips on writing fiction. Roddy Doyle continues to be awesome. http://ow.ly/1ioP9

Sweet, my GPA made the Dean’s List. Of course this means I’m guaranteed to become a working screenwriter.

Which Infomercial Product Is Right For You Flow Chart http://ow.ly/19gBA

Saturday’s hike: http://ow.ly/16rBL Get your L.A. hiking gear ready: BlueTooth, NorthFace and iPad.

The hot weather girl’s giant boobs always block the weekend lows http://ow.ly/1643B

Launched a test version of a new site for rejected poetry in motion: http://subwaypoems.com

Monterey Park dim sum trip was amazing, but I did eat some wax paper thinking it was food.

Maybe if I write my next script in Movie Magic instead of Final Draft it will sell?

Super Bowl tickets are $1,800 on StubHub. What bothers me is the $10 processing fee they tack on.

This is how I look when I go to college parties: http://ping.fm/2urCf

This whole work thing is exhausted. Anyone want to buy a script about ugly Alaskan strippers? $500…$495…A compliment.

Monumental Food Industry Books Have Motivated Me To Give Unhealthy Foods Really Dirty Looks: http://tr.im/L2NU

Do Foreign Umbrella Salesmen in New York Always Yell At You Because They Don’t Have a Word for Umbrella? http://tr.im/KOWC